I put my tongue bar into the SD port on my laptop and now the ball is stuck and I can taste dust.
Yesterday I fell asleep in the first class lounge and missed my 8:30am train home, having not slept for 24 hours and a lot of walking across London. Then I went to Victoria and had to wait 3 hours for a cramped megabus home. This garlicky man sat next to me so instead of my bargain First Class seat that would get me home for 11am I was cramped and didn’t get home til 4:30… The coach broke down at the UEA before it got to the bus station so I had to spend more time and money getting home and it was so hard but then I slept for like 15 hours so I should be okay.
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
(via cosmoranger)