This particular type of mustache is known as The Sari Dropper.
I put my tongue bar into the SD port on my laptop and now the ball is stuck and I can taste dust.
Yesterday I fell asleep in the first class lounge and missed my 8:30am train home, having not slept for 24 hours and a lot of walking across London. Then I went to Victoria and had to wait 3 hours for a cramped megabus home. This garlicky man sat next to me so instead of my bargain First Class seat that would get me home for 11am I was cramped and didn’t get home til 4:30… The coach broke down at the UEA before it got to the bus station so I had to spend more time and money getting home and it was so hard but then I slept for like 15 hours so I should be okay.